he doesnt even listen to himself when he talks

i got to ride up front in the ambulance with mike! omg. it was awesome.

ive decided im going to start tagging my entries. this way i can be a true lj-loser. :). so ill start by tagging this one "dreams", even though i rarely write about them. bc i totally had this awesome one where calhoun hosted snl -- except it wasnt a one time thing. calhoun always hosts snl. and joaquin phoenix hosted and started singing johnny cash songs in his opening monologue. because of the whole walk the line thing, o'course. then he came next to where i was sitting and started talking to me. oh joaquin. and i kept thinking, "how does each venue get a really famous celebrity to perform live for them? its crazy."

so we all went to friendlys tonite and i was forced to chat up the chief. whos a decent guy. except hes never seen the usual suspects. and never heard of arrested development. heathen. as everyone was paying, a tone went out and it was brilliant. they were all so pissed. glorious.

btw, i felt i should mention how strange it is that about 70% of the real people ive ever "liked" have been named michael. really weird. from fourth grade onward. no -- from pre school. there must be something psychological to that. just wanted to put that out there.